Tips For My Funeral

I’m still alive.

Well,  mostly.

Truth is, I’m sick as a dog and having a hard time overcoming the evil influenza.

But it’s been weeks since I last checked in, so I didn’t want you to think the family is prepping my funeral or anything.

(Family: If you are, in fact, prepping my funeral, make sure it’s upbeat and fun, ok? I wouldn’t be opposed to disco lights and funk music.)

Anywhoo, if you’re here for a new Abby Gabs, sorry to disappoint. However, you can read this post about the last time I had the flu, and laugh about that instead.

Hopefully, I’ll see you again soon, 100% flu free.